| August 30 Wednesday 9:00 am | "Transplant" | Blanche has to make a life-altering decision when the sister she hates needs a kidney transplant and asks Blanche to be the donor. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Sheree North [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 30 Wednesday 9:30 am | "Rose the Prude" | A sea cruise has Rose's romance going full speed ahead. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 30 Wednesday 4:00 pm | EPISODE 74 • “Mister Terrific” | While Dorothy is looking for summer work, a local kids' show TV personality, Mr. Terrific, suggests that she talk to his producer about being a consultant for the show. Dorothy takes the job and does so well at it that Mr. Terrific is fired. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 30 Wednesday 4:30 pm | EPISODE 72 • “Rose’s Big Adventure” | Rose's new beau, Al, asks her to sail around the world with him. George Coe guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, George Coe [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 30 Wednesday 1:00 am | EPISODE 29 • ”It’s a Miserable Life” | Rose is unable to control her anger when her neighbor, Mrs. Claxton, refuses to help save an old oak tree on their street. She tells Mrs. Claxton to drop dead and is completely shocked when she does. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 31 Thursday 9:00 am | EPISODE 6 • “On Golden Girls” | A spoiled brat nearly spoils the girls' weekend. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 31 Thursday 9:30 am | EPISODE 14 • “That Was No Lady” | Dorothy has a new beau, but when she finds out he's married, she refuses to play second fiddle. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Alex Rocco [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 31 Thursday 4:00 pm | Mother's Day | The girls share Mother's Day memories. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Alice Ghostley, Lyn Greene, Sid Melton [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 31 Thursday 4:30 pm | EPISODE 77 • “The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo” | Life's the pits when Sophia searches for the perfect nectarine. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| August 31 Thursday 1:00 am | "Big Daddy's Little Lady" | Blanche's new stepmother is young enough to be her daughter. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, David Wayne [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 1 Friday 9:00 am | EPISODE 5 • “The Triangle” | Emergency! Blanche and Dorothy have fallen for the same doctor. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 1 Friday 9:30 am | EPISODE 7 • “The Competition” | A fierce bowling tournament threatens to split the household. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 1 Friday 4:00 pm | EPISODE 76 • “Yes, We Have No Havanas” | Blanche's new beau is seeing another woman--Sophia! Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 1 Friday 4:30 pm | "Bang the Drum, Stanley" | When Stan invites Dorothy and Sophia to a ball game to butter them up so Dorothy will give him a loan, he gets more than he bargained for -- not only does Dorothy flatly refuse, but Sophia is the recipient of a fly ball to the noggin. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche are busy preparing for their roles in a community theater production of "Cats." Herbert Edelman guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 1 Friday 1:00 am | "Family Affair" | Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, happen to visit the girls at the same time. After Dorothy expresses her concerns about Michael's future, Blanche suggest that he and Bridget spend some time together so some of her good qualities will rub off on him. Michael and Bridget click, but the ladies are shocked when they find them in bed together. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Scott Jacoby [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 4 Monday 9:00 am | "Stan's Return" | Dorothy ends up in bed with her ex-husband Stan after he confesses that his new young wife, Chrissy, has left him for a younger man. Stan wants a reconciliation with Dorothy and takes their rendezvous as confirmation that she wants the same thing, but Dorothy, though tempted, prefers her life without him. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman [CC] [TV-PG NONE] |
| September 4 Monday 9:30 am | "The Heart Attack" | Sophia's sudden illness has the girls worried. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 4 Monday 1:00 am | EPISODE 35 • “Love, Rose” | When Rose becomes depressed because she can't find a date, Blanche and Dorothy suggest that she place an ad in the community personals column. Dorothy is relieved after Rose receives a letter from a man by the name of Isaac Q. Newton, but soon discovers that Blanche wrote the letter pretending to be an interested suitor. Dorothy and Blanche begin to sweat when Rose tells them that she called Isaac and invited him to be her date for a formal reception. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 5 Tuesday 9:00 am | "The Custody Battle" | Sophia plays favorites when her other daughter comes to visit. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Doris Belack, Jeane Dixon [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 5 Tuesday 9:30 am | "A Little Romance" | When Rose begins dating a midget, she tries to keep the relationship hidden from Blanche and Dorothy so she won't have to answer their inevitable questions. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 5 Tuesday 4:00 pm | The One That Got Away | When Ham Lushbough, the only man Blanche claims ever turned her down, calls to say he's in town on business, Blanche sets out to finally conquer him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche see a UFO. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 5 Tuesday 4:30 pm | Yokel Hero | It's home Swede home for Rose when she is elected St. Olaf's Woman of the Year. Richard Mulligan guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Richard Mulligan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 5 Tuesday 1:00 am | "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas" | The girls could use a holiday from a Christmas like this one. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 6 Wednesday 9:00 am | "In a Bed of Rose's" | After Al, a man Rose has been dating, has a heart attack and dies in her bed, Rose discovers he has a wife who must be told about his death. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 6 Wednesday 9:30 am | "The Truth Will Out" | The truth about Rose's late husband is finally revealed. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 6 Wednesday 4:00 pm | "Sophia's Wedding: Part 1" | Wedding bells are ringing for Sophia. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 6 Wednesday 4:30 pm | "Sophia's Wedding: Part 2" | The honeymoon's over for newlywed Sophia. Jack Gilford guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Jack Gilford [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 6 Wednesday 1:00 am | "The Sisters" | Sophia's estranged sister pays a surprise visit. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Nancy Walker [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 7 Thursday 9:00 am | "Nice and Easy" | Running around seems to run in the family when Blanche's niece pays a visit. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Halie Todd [CC] [TV-PG D] |
| September 7 Thursday 9:30 am | "The Operation" | Dorothy goes over the edge when she goes under the knife. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan [CC] [TV-PG D] |
